I just had another man ogle me so hard he crashed his bike.
That makes two in my adult life.
Bitch, I’m fabulous.
This happened to me once too…only it wasn’t a grown man it was a 12-ish-year-old boy. It’s been 6 years and he still isn’t legal yet. That’s the level of pubescence we are talking about.
A little kid biked past Suzy the Red and I as we attempted to take this selfie of ourselves, shouted “You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen” at the top of his lungs, and then rode his bike into an industrial dumpster.
I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen that picture before, but yea, that was totally what was happening when it was taken…Kassie being hit on by a child. I feel like he circled back to us at least once while we were sitting there, but we kept laughing every time he did.
(also, is that hyperlink supposed to go to Neil Patrick Harris’ Tony opening?)