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The archaeological adventures of an osteoarchaeology postgrad in the UK.
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Celts On Screen: Irishman Michael Fassbender To Play Cuchulain ~

Irish film fans tend to get rightly annoyed when Michael Fassbender who’s surely among the world’s hottest actors right now, is referred to as a Brit. But if the German-born, Irish-raised Fassbender’s heritage was ever a matter of ignorance, the news that he’s eyeing a role as Celtic hero Cuchulain should bring it smartly to public attention.
Cuchulain (or Cú Chulainn in some spellings) is often compared to the Anglo-Saxon hero Beowulf, though his story emerged as literature at least 100 years earlier than the famous Geat warrior myth and is about a time long before that, the Iron Age era when battling Irish clans fought for control. He is seen as emblematic by both Irish nationalists, who hail him as a Celtic hero who remained unbowed in the face of foreign intervention, and Northern Ireland loyalists, who see him as an Ulsterman who defended the north from invaders. Fassbender is developing the project with screenwriter Ronan Bennett through their London-based production company Finn McCool Films.
Son of the Celtic deity Lugh, Cuchulain is depicted as a fearsome warrior who in times of conflict would warp into a terrifying battle frenzy, or ríastrad, in which he would become unrecognisable and slay friends and enemies alike. He is also compared to the Greek hero Achilles, and the pair would have been relatively close contemporaries had they been real people. The most famous stories featuring Cuchulain, from the Irish medieval heroic Ulster Cycle legend, tell of how he defended his people, the north-dwelling Ulaid, against invaders from Connaught.
The Cattle Raid of Cooley (the name derives from suggestions that the southerners were hell-bent on nicking a famed and magical northern cow) is the longest and perhaps most famous tale. It narrates how, as a 17-year-old, Cuchulain prevented his homeland being overrun by invoking the ancient right of single combat, rather than see his uncle King Conchobar’s relatively weak army defeated by the rival Connachta tribe’s host, led by Queen Mebh. The hero takes on the southern invaders one by one, until he is finally forced to face his foster brother and best friend, Ferdiad. After four days of struggle between the pair, Cuchulain eventually triumphs, but is immediately stricken by remorse for having killed his former comrade. Even then he and his men are forced to face the Connachta host in one final battle royale.
The story of Cuchulain – and the Ulster Cycle itself – are populated by all sorts of deities and supernatural figures, so any film version would likely find itself slipping into the realms of sword and sorcery. Fassbender has emerged as a rare figure who is as comfortable (and popular) in genre fare such as X Men: First Class as he is in art-house material such as Steve McQueen’s Venice smash Shame. It puts him in the perfect position to get a film like Cuchulain made. It also would not be surprising to see Hollywood lured into providing financial backing for a movie that sounds like a Celtic cross between 300 and Braveheart with a little bit of Troy thrown in for good measure…
Source: The Guardian


OH WOW. I’ve been saying for years and years that the Cattle Raid of Cooley would be a fantastic action movie, and now they are making one! I expect little to no accuracy but tons and tons of epic, epic fighting AND a wider audience exposed to Celtic mythology. This pleases me. I’m really excited now. :D

I am interested of how much of the battle frenzy they will show. Legs going the wrong with. Chest cavity opening up. Intestines and blood swooshing around his body making a protective barrier. One eye falling into his head, another one dangling out. His skull opening up and a “battle crown” emerging. Plus, he possibly has bird feet and eyes with more than one pupil. Reading Táin Bó Cúailnge in my mind was kind of like watching a super bizarre anime. My favorite part was when he literally squeezed the crap out of someone in a forge. If you want the most horrific and disturbing battle scenes ever described, sex, raunchy jokes, tons of action, magic, and war…read this epic. 

I’m not sure I can really take Michael Fassbender serious as Cuchulain…he doesn’t really have the body type I’d expect of the character, but I suppose he has some time to bulk up for it. 
In any case, I’m looking forward to this, especially if they keep the more ridiculous aspects of the story intact.

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Celts On Screen: Irishman Michael Fassbender To Play Cuchulain ~

Irish film fans tend to get rightly annoyed when Michael Fassbender who’s surely among the world’s hottest actors right now, is referred to as a Brit. But if the German-born, Irish-raised Fassbender’s heritage was ever a matter of ignorance, the news that he’s eyeing a role as Celtic hero Cuchulain should bring it smartly to public attention.

Cuchulain (or Cú Chulainn in some spellings) is often compared to the Anglo-Saxon hero Beowulf, though his story emerged as literature at least 100 years earlier than the famous Geat warrior myth and is about a time long before that, the Iron Age era when battling Irish clans fought for control. He is seen as emblematic by both Irish nationalists, who hail him as a Celtic hero who remained unbowed in the face of foreign intervention, and Northern Ireland loyalists, who see him as an Ulsterman who defended the north from invaders. Fassbender is developing the project with screenwriter Ronan Bennett through their London-based production company Finn McCool Films.

Son of the Celtic deity Lugh, Cuchulain is depicted as a fearsome warrior who in times of conflict would warp into a terrifying battle frenzy, or ríastrad, in which he would become unrecognisable and slay friends and enemies alike. He is also compared to the Greek hero Achilles, and the pair would have been relatively close contemporaries had they been real people. The most famous stories featuring Cuchulain, from the Irish medieval heroic Ulster Cycle legend, tell of how he defended his people, the north-dwelling Ulaid, against invaders from Connaught.

The Cattle Raid of Cooley (the name derives from suggestions that the southerners were hell-bent on nicking a famed and magical northern cow) is the longest and perhaps most famous tale. It narrates how, as a 17-year-old, Cuchulain prevented his homeland being overrun by invoking the ancient right of single combat, rather than see his uncle King Conchobar’s relatively weak army defeated by the rival Connachta tribe’s host, led by Queen Mebh. The hero takes on the southern invaders one by one, until he is finally forced to face his foster brother and best friend, Ferdiad. After four days of struggle between the pair, Cuchulain eventually triumphs, but is immediately stricken by remorse for having killed his former comrade. Even then he and his men are forced to face the Connachta host in one final battle royale.

The story of Cuchulain – and the Ulster Cycle itself – are populated by all sorts of deities and supernatural figures, so any film version would likely find itself slipping into the realms of sword and sorcery. Fassbender has emerged as a rare figure who is as comfortable (and popular) in genre fare such as X Men: First Class as he is in art-house material such as Steve McQueen’s Venice smash Shame. It puts him in the perfect position to get a film like Cuchulain made. It also would not be surprising to see Hollywood lured into providing financial backing for a movie that sounds like a Celtic cross between 300 and Braveheart with a little bit of Troy thrown in for good measure…

Source: The Guardian

OH WOW. I’ve been saying for years and years that the Cattle Raid of Cooley would be a fantastic action movie, and now they are making one! I expect little to no accuracy but tons and tons of epic, epic fighting AND a wider audience exposed to Celtic mythology. This pleases me. I’m really excited now. :D

I am interested of how much of the battle frenzy they will show. Legs going the wrong with. Chest cavity opening up. Intestines and blood swooshing around his body making a protective barrier. One eye falling into his head, another one dangling out. His skull opening up and a “battle crown” emerging. Plus, he possibly has bird feet and eyes with more than one pupil. Reading Táin Bó Cúailnge in my mind was kind of like watching a super bizarre anime. My favorite part was when he literally squeezed the crap out of someone in a forge. If you want the most horrific and disturbing battle scenes ever described, sex, raunchy jokes, tons of action, magic, and war…read this epic. 

I’m not sure I can really take Michael Fassbender serious as Cuchulain…he doesn’t really have the body type I’d expect of the character, but I suppose he has some time to bulk up for it. 

In any case, I’m looking forward to this, especially if they keep the more ridiculous aspects of the story intact.

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    I’m not sure I can really take Michael Fassbender serious as Cuchulain…he doesn’t really have the body type I’d expect...
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    They’re making a film of the Tain? :O *all the squees*
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